Post by Murph on Mar 17, 2007 17:51:11 GMT -6
or something...
"County Definitions for the "Puter Illiterate"
Log on — Making the woodstove hotter.
Log off — Don’t add any more wood.
Monitor — Keeping an eye on the woodstove.
Download — Getting the firewood off the pickup.
Megahertz — Happens when you’re not careful downloading.
Floppy disk — What you get from stacking too much firewood.
Modem — What you did to the hay fields.
Hard drive — How you get home in the winter season.
Keyboard — Where you hang your car keys.
Software — Plastic eating utensils.
Laptop — Where the little kids feel comfy.