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Post by Murph on Jul 20, 2007 17:56:03 GMT -6
We need a chuckle right about now so with that in mind...
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Now that we are gettin' older here is what I discovered...
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
3. I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
4. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . . .
5. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . . .
6. All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
7. If all is not lost, where is it?
8. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
9. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . . .
10. Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
11. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few . . .
12. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
13. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
14. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . . .
15. It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere.
16. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
17. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
18. When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
19. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . . .
20. It's not hard to meet expenses . . . they're everywhere.
21. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
22. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter.
I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.
23. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded . . .
;D
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Post by Keith on Jul 21, 2007 9:07:16 GMT -6
;D Of all the things I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most... ;D |
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Post by Murph on Jul 21, 2007 11:04:33 GMT -6
;D Of all the things I've ever lost, I miss my mind the most... ;D I think I might have found it the other day but can't figgure out how it works...  I kicked the thang all over the place and practiced till I was blue in the face. I'm a big disgrace to the aborigmie(sp) race cause my booerang won't come back... ;D switched call with another PO this weekend on call and "cragee!" I'll be back to my own mind or Keith's on Monday problem is I don't know how to work either one... I need a vacation. |
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Post by Murph on Jul 21, 2007 11:08:26 GMT -6
but I did find a neat giraffeeeee  |
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Post by Keith on Jul 21, 2007 11:40:02 GMT -6
I kicked the thang all over the place and practiced till I was blue in the face. I'm a big disgrace to the aborigmie(sp) race cause my booerang won't come back... You're a poet and didn't know it...  Marilyn! Is that you? |
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Post by Murph on Jul 21, 2007 12:29:01 GMT -6
does bare a faint resemblance...hee hee
Keith! I'm suprised! You don't remember that silly song from way back when?
"My Boomerang Won't Come Back"
I suppose you don't remember what happens when you put your chewing gum on the bedpost overnight...
I also suppose I have just really dated myself?
can you do that? Date yourself. I always thought someone else had to be along?
I don't remeber losing my mind but I did find Keith's.
I need a vacation.
I actually came here to do something but now I forgot what it was...oh well...so much for that idea.
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Post by Keith on Jul 22, 2007 14:05:58 GMT -6
Well, I did know about the gum, but the boomerang's got me buffaloed. I enjoyed reading those though. Haven't laughed that much since the hogs ate my sister...
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Post by Murph on Jul 22, 2007 19:45:07 GMT -6
Well, I did know about the gum, but the boomerang's got me buffaloed. I enjoyed reading those though. Haven't laughed that much since the hogs ate my sister... ;D OK...well now...that explains it. Don't ever take a wooden buffalo... ;D |
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Post by Keith on Jul 23, 2007 8:09:04 GMT -6
Don't ever take a wooden buffalo... I'm hangin' onto my nickels, 'cause you shouldn't count yer' chickens... |
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Post by Murph on Jul 23, 2007 15:55:43 GMT -6
Don't ever take a wooden buffalo... I'm hangin' onto my nickels, 'cause you shouldn't count yer' chickens... yeah, but it is whole lot easier to count eggs...they don't have feet yet. ;D but if a buffalllooo was to come around... we got a place where I live called Buffalo Junction...not a buffallllooo in site. did you see my girafffeee? I don't remember losing my mind. I need a vacation. |
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