Acting Up In Church

[Keith]

One Sunday in a Midwest City, a young child was acting up during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out.

Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"

;D

[Murph]

OK...OK...I got one!

True story 'bout my grand daughter Becks...

One Sunday during church Becks had to go . When you are 3 years old and ya gotta...ya gotta. So her Mom and she got up to go to the bathroom and about the time they got up the church stood to sing a hymn...

Everyone in the church heard Becks say..."Look Mom, everybody has to go pottie..."

We truly did make a "joyful noise"...instead of singing the hymn we laughed it...might say, there was the "tinkle" of laughter in the church that day...

;D

everyone was laughin' 'cept Beck's Mom. She was embarrased...which delighted her Mom, Ole Duck...PAYBACK!

[Keith]

From the mouths of babes... ;D

[snowrosies]

thats funny . ;D once my oldest cousin got us all in trouble , the preacher was preaching about hell being real and people who dont believe had a big suprise , well we had our own secret little debate going on in the back pew ;D and so my cousin told my little brother he was going to line his casket with laurel leaves when he died , just in case he went the other way , ;D we would all hear it crackling and popping if in he went that way ;D . we began to laugh hysterically ;D and so we all got in trouble when we got home .