Post by DB on Mar 11, 2008 12:58:48 GMT -6
There was this blonde headed woman, who went outside one morning to start her car. She turned the key and an awful noise from under the hood of her car, followed by shreeking cat screams.
She looked and saw her pet cat come out from under the car with it's tail missing. She was broken up real bad. The lady found the tail and called her friend to ask for some advice.." take the tail and cat to the vet, thay can sew it back on probably" she advised the panicking blonde.
Hours passed by, and finally the blonde lady called her friend back.. sobbing profusely. " What happened, why are you crying so" her friend asked.
" Well I was on my way to the vet's office when I saw an advertisement by Wal-mart. It said "World's largest RE - TAILER. I stopped by and they told me there was nothing they could do , so if the world's largest retailer could'nt re-tail my cat , the local vet had no chance!"
She looked and saw her pet cat come out from under the car with it's tail missing. She was broken up real bad. The lady found the tail and called her friend to ask for some advice.." take the tail and cat to the vet, thay can sew it back on probably" she advised the panicking blonde.
Hours passed by, and finally the blonde lady called her friend back.. sobbing profusely. " What happened, why are you crying so" her friend asked.
" Well I was on my way to the vet's office when I saw an advertisement by Wal-mart. It said "World's largest RE - TAILER. I stopped by and they told me there was nothing they could do , so if the world's largest retailer could'nt re-tail my cat , the local vet had no chance!"
